aristoCAT.

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

(via dearjessicuh)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

(via dearjessicuh)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via annierall)

• me: wow i have so much work to do
• me: --goes on tumblr--
• me: --watches a movie--
• me: --writes a novel--
• me: --teaches myself sitar--
• me: --climbs a mountain--
• me: --backpacks through europe--
• me: why am i not getting anything done

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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